Mike Topp

THIS MIND IS BUDDHA

Two monks were arguing about whether their train was moving. One said:
Our train is moving.
The other said: The train on the tracks next to us is moving.
The sixth patriarch happened to be walking down the aisle. He asked
them: Would I look good in short shorts?

UNTITLED

I got a great job last Friday
but the pay is too low and the
work I do is humiliating.

DISAPPOINTMENT

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